I processed 117 applications in 4 days. And now I've got to get them all organized...all bazillion of them. The file system is going to be revamped by yours truly. WOOT! This should be fun, seeing as I'll still have to process new applications and deal with people's stupid phone calls.
"What is the status of my application?" It's complete, now leave me alone!
"Have all my references come in?" No, the "smart" people you got to write nice things about you are just too lazy to mail them to me.
"My application is complete, what do I do now?" Sit and wait. Wait until somebody calls you for an interview... not until you just can't wait anymore. Don't you have other things to do?
Okay, so I'm not really that mean to people when they call, but golly dang, I am thinking those things in my head when they're on the phone.
Martha Stewart just told me that my "knives MUST BE stainless steel... carbon steel may discolor my fruit..." WHO CARES WHAT COLOR MY FRUIT IS?!?! ITS GONNA TASTE JUST AS GOOD!
I'm really not grumpy today. I'm actually in a really really good mood. Happy Fake Friday everyone, I've got the day off tomorrow!